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Nisa Discovers Toffee in Mars Bars

The search for life in chocolate came a step closer today when independent convenience store Nisa, released photographs that suggest the possibility of toffee in Mars Bars.

This dramatic development could mean that Mars are in fact made of cheese (wrong planet- Ed). A spokesman for Nisa, Mr Neil Headstong, said “this is a small bite for man, a sound bite for newspapers.”